A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: OK tell the joke – - – - – - – - A. A white horse fell in the mud. You dirty mind what were u think about… More Cool SMS Messages:

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola, Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega, Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat. More Cool SMS Messages:

How can u tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist, How can u tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist, How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when you exist More Cool SMS Messages:

Your 5 best qualities: 1……….. 2……….. 3……….. 4……….. 5……….. Agar zindagi mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota toh aaj yeh jaga khali na hoti! More Cool SMS Messages:

Apple ka juice Mango ka juice Orange ka juice Badam ka juice Lekin jo SmS nahin karta, Woh hain MAHAkanjuice!! More Cool SMS Messages:

Aey baris zara tham k baras Jab mera yaar aaye to jam k baras Pehle se na baras ki woh aa na sake Phir itna baras ki woh jaa na sake. More Cool SMS Messages:

Mandir me jaap karta hoon Masjid me adab karta hoon Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jau Isliye roj ek sms karke tumhe paap karta hoon. More Cool SMS Messages:

Kitne ajiz ho tum ye batayen kaise Hamari sacchai aap ko dikhayen kaise Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye Aapko chand lafzon mein samjhayen kaise More Cool SMS Messages:

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: It gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, u get older. More Cool SMS Messages:

Hi wats up ? Can u do me a favour plzzzzz? Can i get u r pic 2morrow ? I need it bcoz i am working on a photo exhibition on the topic . . . . . . . . . . . “bhagwan ki galtiyan” More Cool SMS Messages: