SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na muslims ko zinda jala dia. THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY OF MAKING MUSLIMS [...]

Am Going To U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 80 Days it�s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009 More Cool SMS Messages:

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. More Cool SMS Messages:

Plz call me,

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega More Cool SMS Messages:

U are a BITCH

U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* More Cool SMS Messages:

Fact1: You can not touch

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge� Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. More Cool SMS Messages:

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don�t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. More Cool SMS Messages:

I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day More Cool SMS Messages:

SomeOne..

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN � THE ZOO .. More Cool SMS Messages:

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-* More Cool SMS Messages: