My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? Coz u r a “Tubelight….. More Cool SMS Messages:

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more. More Cool SMS Messages:

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?   Think, Think deeply Not getting?? Ans: SUROOR! Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…  More Cool SMS Messages:

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. “Happy April Fool Day” More Cool SMS Messages:

When things in wrong and sadness fills ur heart   and tears flow in ur eyes   Always remember 3 things *** I m wid u *** u hav money *** KFC  is open lets GO More Cool SMS Messages:

Hiiiiiiii Doing nothing???   Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”   :p More Cool SMS Messages:

Hi Wat r u doing?? I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian brain….   In Short….. Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! More Cool SMS Messages:

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st. More Cool SMS Messages:

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and   90% mental!!! More Cool SMS Messages:

I Love “u”! , I Love “u”! , I Love “u”! , I Love “u”!   More Cool SMS Messages: