Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “SHE HAS TO” But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. “HE HAS TWO” More Cool SMS Messages:

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon. Nend nhi aati? Sukon nhi? Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta? Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,, . . Vitamin”SHE” ki kami hay… More Cool SMS Messages:

There are 4 ways to enjoy love, 1. Hand in Hand. 2. That in hand. 3. Hand in that. 4. That in that. Now dont ask me what is that.. More Cool SMS Messages:

Very Daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl. . . . . . . . . . “BOOBS” Coming soon ! :- More Cool SMS Messages:

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO &GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE” THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH” THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE” THE [...]

Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . . 2) cell phone . . . 3) chocolates . . . . . 4)_____ (look down…) . . . . . . . . Dude..Look down!!… More Cool SMS Messages:

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off. – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off. – Shakespeare’s wife… More Cool SMS Messages:

Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. More Cool SMS Messages:

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;) More Cool SMS Messages:

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! More Cool SMS Messages: