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himmat ki baat hai ..

November 18, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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Dosti kro college wali se

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Dosti kro college wali se,

Ishq larao office wali se,

Flirt kro pros wali se,

Pyar kro dilwali se,

ankh larao sali se,

aur maar khao ger wali se.:-)

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do Pagal

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.

dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga

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Kaisa ullu banaya unko

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa ullu banaya unko

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ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

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Don key

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain.

Aur Pyarse. “Donkey” .Think it DON!

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Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

November 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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