Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Chaiwala aur Ladki

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai

Breaking News:

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

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Faraz
Pathan
Sardar

Aur

“Ek Doggy”
Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)