Bar me ek aadmi

Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha| Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|” More Cool SMS Messages:

sms jokes

Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha| Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|” *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai| kya tum ise thik [...]

Asif zardari

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil kr Coca Cola P R Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kb bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!! More Cool SMS Messages:

Sardar aur Boss

Srdar office ko jldi band kr k ghar
gaya
Wahan usne apni bv ko bos k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k offic waps gaya or bola:BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DEKH LETA TO AAJ NOKRI GAI THI

Anniversary

Anniversary
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Dulha on Wedding

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

doosray doctor k passs..

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs.

My love for you

My love for you

is a journey,

starting at forever

and ending at never

Girl to Boy …. :

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Banta to Doctor :

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .