What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old More Cool SMS Messages:

Sardar aur Boss

Srdar office ko jldi band kr k ghar
gaya
Wahan usne apni bv ko bos k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k offic waps gaya or bola:BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DEKH LETA TO AAJ NOKRI GAI THI

My love for you

My love for you

is a journey,

starting at forever

and ending at never

A Sardar went 2 hotel

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha.

Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!