The shortest relationship

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!  More Cool SMS Messages:

We do the hard work but no money

A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks): Student: is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?!  More Cool SMS Messages:

School ahead go very slow

Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?! Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir. Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!! Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow]  [...]

Worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are …

worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are: 1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. 2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired. 3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing….  More Cool SMS Messages:

God arranged for you to have a very happy new year

You know that God arranged for you … 52 Weeks Non Stop Fun, 12 Months of Love, and 365 days of Happiness. Therefore when you Mixed them all … You will find a Very Happy New Year! Happy New Coming Year 2011.     More Cool SMS Messages:

Funny student sms

A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!  More Cool SMS Messages:

A simple Hi can make some 1s day

A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile, A little silence can change things all over, A simple NO! can hurt so much, A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life, A single memory can make u cry like crazy, A word YES can change some1’s entire life, A phrase I love you can [...]

Exam Patterns from 1995 till 2020

CHANGING EXAM PATTERN Year 1995 : Answer all questions. Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question. Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C). Year 2010 : Write either a or b. Year 2015 : Please only read the questions. Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!  More Cool SMS Messages:

Convince Them or Confuse Them

If you can’t Convince Them then try to Confuse them! A good way to answer unknown questions in Exam! More Cool SMS Messages:

Scientist vs Student

Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others … Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir ) More Cool SMS Messages: