The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!! More Cool SMS Messages:
We do the hard work but no money
A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks): Student: is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?! More Cool SMS Messages:
School ahead go very slow
Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?! Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir. Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!! Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow] [...]
Worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are …
worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are: 1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. 2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired. 3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing…. More Cool SMS Messages:
God arranged for you to have a very happy new year
You know that God arranged for you … 52 Weeks Non Stop Fun, 12 Months of Love, and 365 days of Happiness. Therefore when you Mixed them all … You will find a Very Happy New Year! Happy New Coming Year 2011. More Cool SMS Messages:
Funny student sms
A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study! More Cool SMS Messages:
A simple Hi can make some 1s day
A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile, A little silence can change things all over, A simple NO! can hurt so much, A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life, A single memory can make u cry like crazy, A word YES can change some1’s entire life, A phrase I love you can [...]
Exam Patterns from 1995 till 2020
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN Year 1995 : Answer all questions. Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question. Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C). Year 2010 : Write either a or b. Year 2015 : Please only read the questions. Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!! More Cool SMS Messages:
Convince Them or Confuse Them
If you can’t Convince Them then try to Confuse them! A good way to answer unknown questions in Exam! More Cool SMS Messages:
Scientist vs Student
Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others … Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir ) More Cool SMS Messages: