Hindi SMS

Sardar aur Boss

Srdar office ko jldi band kr k ghar
gaya
Wahan usne apni bv ko bos k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k offic waps gaya or bola:BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DEKH LETA TO AAJ NOKRI GAI THI

Anniversary
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

doosray doctor k passs..

Dil ka Dard

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazon ko jamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

My love for you

is a journey,

starting at forever

and ending at never

Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha…..

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Dosti kro college wali se,

Ishq larao office wali se,

Flirt kro pros wali se,

Pyar kro dilwali se,

ankh larao sali se,

aur maar khao ger wali se.:-)

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.

dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga