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do Pagal

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.

dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga

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Kaisa ullu banaya unko

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa ullu banaya unko

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ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

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Don key

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain.

Aur Pyarse. “Donkey” .Think it DON!

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Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Chaiwala aur Ladki

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

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SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai

November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Breaking News:

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

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Faraz
Pathan
Sardar

Aur

“Ek Doggy”
Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)

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