doosray doctor k passs..

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs.

Girl to Boy …. :

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Banta to Doctor :

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .